shiftythrifting:

gathino:

shiftythrifting:

Someone on Facebook found this and I thought it would be fitting to submit it here

Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?

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thepraxianweasleygeek:

fullychaoticpatrol:

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate 

(via pretentiouscrane)

asafruca:

yelnatszeroni:

frogmp3:

buckakke:

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

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spikeisawesome456:

pancakeke:

heavymetalpuppers:

pancakeke:

oppa-homeless-style:

skin is just people crust

the outside of that crust is called the “horny layer”

u r on drugs

nope

Great, now I have to kinkshame skin.

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starklinqs:

buckynasty:

shuri : what if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives

t’challa : I’m literally begging you to stop

Peter Parker: no let her finish 

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mightbeinsaneforever:

reynabcth:

princessfailureee:

grffindors:

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

(via journeythroughalife)

maplebungus:

loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

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jellyvampire:

try it at home for a magical adventure.

Follow me on IG if u wanna:) @Jellyvamps

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arabwife:

ur wcw procrastinates until she has an anxiety attack about how stressed she is bc of the amount of work she has to do, it’s me i’m ur wcw

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